Mind the Gap

Wednesday, March 19, 2003


Thank You for Shopping with Us ...

In light of the fact that I've been on some of THE WORST preliminary job interviews of my life in the last two days, I've whipped out another Bumper Wisdom for the week. This is suitable for saving as a JPG and printing out on sticky paper.

I just bought a similar sticker at the mall in Hot Topic, where all things punk, goth and anti are now packaged, sanitized and profited from. I'm ripping off Hot Topic, the Ozbornes and MTV (I'm not sure who owns what).

I hope this precipitates a lawsuit, and then, maybe, an interstate car chase at the end of which I can write a best-selling novel, appear on Oprah and get out of debt ... or at least get a Visa to go to New Zealand and NEVER COME BACK HERE!

Sue away corporate pigs!

-- Mz M.

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